Chastain is prettier than you.

jigglesisawesome: He is the man

Wed, 22 May 2013 11:22:41 -0400

He is the man

yanderegal: chickensandwich: chickensandwich: if this gets 500 notes i will kill my dad with a...

Wed, 22 May 2013 11:19:05 -0400

chickensandwich:

chickensandwich:

if this gets 500 notes i will kill my dad with a shovel

i’m not going to kill my dad. this website is the worst.

don’t back out now u pussy

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN IT'S ALMOST JUNE I'M STILL FAT

Wed, 22 May 2013 11:18:49 -0400

I cried the first time I saw this

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:35:11 -0400

I cried the first time I saw this

allyfit: itmakesnosense: Last year i had this roommate that...

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:31:31 -0400

allyfit:

itmakesnosense:

Last year i had this roommate that randomly liked to practice giving birth for fun.

is this woman living in a parallel universe because my ex best friend is this exact same person? are there really two of these exact same people on the same planet?? wow

why is this funny

SNL Dream Host: Cobie Smulders

Tue, 21 May 2013 18:52:24 -0400

SNL Dream Host: Cobie Smulders

radstunts: scraggay: therealhamster: scraggay: handjobs are fuckin lame i can do that...

Tue, 21 May 2013 18:20:17 -0400

radstunts:

scraggay:

therealhamster:

scraggay:

handjobs are fuckin lame i can do that myself

you can scratch your own damn back but that doesnt mean it feels the same yo

i honestly tried to think of a witty response but i cannot damn that is a very valid point

this is the most civil ending to an argument i have ever witnessed on the internet

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Tue, 21 May 2013 10:39:12 -0400

notahoe: eyebrows can literally either make you or break you

Tue, 21 May 2013 10:38:11 -0400

notahoe:

eyebrows can literally either make you or break you

war-ant: LMFAO

Tue, 21 May 2013 10:37:47 -0400

war-ant:

LMFAO

Photo

Tue, 21 May 2013 10:37:34 -0400

The awkward moment when you get a flashback of something embarrassing that you did.

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:57:48 -0400

sodamnrelatable:

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Mon, 20 May 2013 23:38:33 -0400

youweremydreams: fvkc: what happened voldemort goes swimming

Mon, 20 May 2013 20:55:11 -0400

youweremydreams:

fvkc:

what happened

voldemort goes swimming

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Mon, 20 May 2013 20:39:36 -0400

attentio-n: wow seriously? 13 year olds having sex and getting drunk? when I was 13 I was injecting...

Mon, 20 May 2013 20:26:26 -0400

attentio-n:

wow seriously? 13 year olds having sex and getting drunk? when I was 13 I was injecting heroin and had committed my 4th murder, pussies

thegrlnxtdoorandhergingerfriend: My AP euro teacher wouldn’t...

Mon, 20 May 2013 18:07:02 -0400

thegrlnxtdoorandhergingerfriend:

My AP euro teacher wouldn’t let our class watch Les Mis so we barricaded the door and screamed “VIVE LA REVOLUCIÓN” when he tried to get in.

imintherunning: I’ve been laughing at this for weeks

Mon, 20 May 2013 18:04:54 -0400

imintherunning:

I’ve been laughing at this for weeks

quazza: i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that”...

Mon, 20 May 2013 17:57:04 -0400

quazza:

i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence

penguinize: no matter how many gross facts you tell me about McDonald’s i’m still gonna eat it

Mon, 20 May 2013 17:52:43 -0400

penguinize:

no matter how many gross facts you tell me about McDonald’s i’m still gonna eat it