wake up: exhausted
12 am: exhausted
3 pm: fucking exhausted
5 pm: really fucking exhausted
7 pm: about to pass out
bed time: the energy of 5 million condensed suns
I’ve had this lump in my armpit for a little more than a week now. It’s hardly bigger than a pea and doesn’t hurt. I’m going to the doctor because I’ve convinced myself that I have lymphoma or something. Somebody tell me it’s nothing and I’m crazy.
hihowsyourlife: numbsex: i cant stop laughing omfg PH MY GOD It’s a sad day.
step one: take out homework
step two: reward self with two hours of internet for getting that far
Katie’s story is a classic Broadway story. When we could find nobody in New York...– Bartlett Sher, director of The Light In The Piazza (via krctosstoss)
parents: wow you look gorgeous you are so beautiful
family: surely you have 14 boyfriends and boys falling at your feet
friends: omg you are soooo pretty
boys: i've never really seen this species of animal before
healthyequalshappy asked: nahh it's not just with gluten (my brother's fiance is gluten intolerant). It happens at the most random times.. I think it's mostly when I'm stressed out. I just think I'm all jittery from these days haha it's messing with me.
Jen Kirkman - comedian: JK Email List →
jenkirkman: I have an email list that I send out notices to every Sunday - it lets you know where I’m performing that week and upcoming dates I might have elsewhere in America. If you want to join send a note that says “subscribe” to jenkirkman.show.updates at gmail.com Also - I have a new STAND-UP DATES… If you come to San Diego… I will go.
Angelina Jolie's Leg > The Academy Awards
I'm sorry, Miss Jolie, but I couldn't quite count...
healthyequalshappy asked: hey! how's everything going? I really should try pilates.. I have pilates tapes, but I never use them lol. I need to step up my workout game.. I've been slacking a little!
why is everyone on here from canada
barrowmans: omfg so today I saw a man and a woman holding hands in public, i mean i don’t have anything against heterosexuality but don’t flaunt it in front of me, think of the kids omfg