You are my friends and family. In 10 years you’ll also be my husband and kids.
teacher: what unit of measurement-
me: in daylights
teacher: thats not-
me: in sunsets
me: in midnights
teacher: you cant-
me: in cups of coffee
teacher: thats impossi-
me: in inches
teacher: yes! thats what i-
me: in miles
teacher: but you just-
me: in laughter
me: in strife
teacher: *opens mouth*-
me: in five hundred-twenty five thousand-six hundred minutes
teacher: well in this case you dont measure in ti-
me: how about looooooooooooooooove
teacher: i give up
me: measure in looooooooooove
me: seasons of loooooooooooooooove (attempt to harmonize with myself)
A creepy post about meeting Katie Rose Clarke
I still can’t believe I met Katie Rose Clarke. All I remember is we both had our arms around each others waists and it didn’t even feel real. She has definitely lost weight since Broadway in Bryant Park. She smells really good, too. I didn’t really “smell” her… haha. Just from breathing I could smell her. She smells like a princess! It wasn’t strong or...
I feel bad for everyone that isn’t dating me.
friend: did you know it takes 43 muscles to frown & only 17 to smile
me: did you know it takes 0 muscles to not give a fuck
For the next hour I'll answer every single one of...
I'm going to be painfully honest.
Meeting Katie Rose Clarke was better than meeting Idina Menzel. forgive me
Katie Rose Clarke. OH MY GOD!!!!!!! She’s the love of my life.
Tonight is NOT Katie Rose Clarke's last show on...
Confirmed by Mamie Parris
6 stages of fangirling →
hananananargh: discovery “who is that sex god and why haven’t i noticed him before” research “i have to find out everything about him omg what is his full name what is his birthday do you think he has a wife does he have children does he like jam does he like cats i wonder what photos there are of him is he even real omg” obsession “i love him so much omg what you like him too no you can’t...
Who is Katie Rose Clarke's replacement for tour?
Closing night of Wicked LA tonight.
me: oh, i'm such a good child. i don't smoke, i don't drink and i don't do drugs. i don't sneak out to go partying. my grades are quite good. when i compare myself to those in my class..wow, i'm almost a role model. my parents must be so proud of me!
mom: WHY DON'T I EVER SEE YOU STUDY? ALL YOU DO IS SIT ON THE INTERNET! YOU SHOULD LOOK AT OTHER STUDENTS! YOU DON'T EVEN HELP ME WITH ANYTHING! NO ONE IN THIS HOUSE CARES ABOUT HOW MUCH I HAVE TO DO! NONE OF YOU HELP ME! YOU ARE ALL SO UNGRATEFUL!
most-awkward-moments: At School when I’m with friends: At home, alone before I go to sleep:
Guess who's seeing Katie Rose Clarke's closing...
Meee! Officially her last Wicked performance! I’m so excited.
hellokittychainsaw: what did the buffalo say when he dropped his kid off at school bison
Goals in life:
See a concert at Staples Center See a concert at Maddison Square Garden then I can die
Lady Antebellum tickets
I might cry
I feel bad for all you kids who don't live in San...
It’s heaven on earth.
fourty-till-freedom asked: Yeah, I live in Canada. It's crazy. If you're already doing poorly in a course and you fail your exam you're screwed!
diamondmiley asked: Miley has never done any naked pic or used drugs these ties so stfu
I want to pet my puppy, but she's sleeping and I...
why does my life have to be so hard
Posing with a penis cake is such a scandal... ?
After the salvia, cigarettes, almost naked pictures, weed, alcohol, (am I missing something?), and showy outfits THIS is what people are upset about? A penis shaped cake. It wasn’t a real penis with frosting on it. It was red velvet.
gustinvera: i respect your opinion but i don’t respect your opinion
WE NOW NEED 100,000 SIGNATURES. ACTA GOES INTO... →
I seriously want to die.
Fucking school. If you’re going to make finals 10% of my grade you better fucking put stuff we learned on it. Looks like I’ll be a super super super super super senior for the rest of my life.