May 2013
intersectionalityis4lovers:
don’t trust men who have to insult other women in order to compliment you
a subset of this rule is don’t trust men who say ‘you’re pretty/smart/[adjective] for an indian/asian/[identity group]’
or ‘you’re not like other [identity group optional] girls’
Friendly reminder
plus2joe:
ifihadthewords:
That this woman:
Is also this woman:
One classy broad. <3
sometimes i will just get annoyed with people randomly. like i don’t even have a real reason to be annoyed with them but their presence just bothers me
amexicanwithamustache:
motherstrickle:
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
do catholics fail trigonometry because they’re afraid of sin
do irish people fail trigonometry because they can’t tan
does everyone else fail trigonometry just cos
5 tags
Watchthewolfcounsel:
I love you, Brooke! Haha!
CNN: Tony Perkins, head of the conservative Family Research Council, argues that children lose when gay marriage is legalized and that such unions represent the death knell of marriage.
Loves her
me: i'll just add 'haha' at the end so i don't sound mean
ayeleesh:
when you see your reflection on your laptop screen and you just look
tw3rkingpizza:
I want my eyelashes to be as black as my soul and as long as the list of people I hate.
hullabaloon:
fallapatorius:
arianne—martell:
Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.
what do you imagine when you think of the asian market
craplos:
ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
“haha yeah” [i awkwardly chuckle pretending i know what you just said]
yanderegal:
chickensandwich:
chickensandwich:
if this gets 500 notes i will kill my dad with a shovel
i’m not going to kill my dad. this website is the worst.
don’t back out now u pussy
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN IT'S ALMOST JUNE I'M...
WatchI cried the first time I saw this
Watchallyfit:
itmakesnosense:
Last year i had this roommate that randomly liked to practice giving birth for fun.
is this woman living in a parallel universe because my ex best friend is this exact same person? are there really two of these exact same people on the same planet?? wow
why is this funny
radstunts:
scraggay:
therealhamster:
scraggay:
handjobs are fuckin lame i can do that myself
you can scratch your own damn back but that doesnt mean it feels the same yo
i honestly tried to think of a witty response but i cannot damn that is a very valid point
this is the most civil ending to an argument i have ever witnessed on the internet
notahoe:
eyebrows can literally either make you or break you
The awkward moment when you get a flashback of...
sodamnrelatable:
attentio-n:
wow seriously? 13 year olds having sex and getting drunk? when I was 13 I was injecting heroin and had committed my 4th murder, pussies
Watchimintherunning:
I’ve been laughing at this for weeks
